sweet lou needs fuel.
Dear Kelly,Please keep in mind that your brother, Michael, can sometimes be better or possibly even cooler than your friends. Please refer to your GreatestJournal entry for more details because you or...
View ArticleI HATE SNAKES, JOCK! I HATE 'EM!
I'm going to stay up all night and have an Indiana Jones marathon because they are obviously the best movies ever made. Harrison Ford, back when he was hot. I wish they had Star Wars (the old ones, not...
View ArticleI'm going to marry twizzlers.
So I went to Best Buy today and bought Taking Back Sunday's new CD because I'm a nerd like whoa. I saw a poster that said something along the lines of "Star Wars Trilogy on DVD" so I started jizzing. I...
View Articlei wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.
I killed this huge ass mosquito that was by my twizzlers tonight. Now I'm too scared to eat my twizzlers because I think the mosquito has been living in the bag or something. Now they're just lying...
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THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME;-; Chucky;-; Clowns;-; Uh...insert some cheesy horror movie killer here, excluding Jason or Michael Meyers.THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND;-; People;-; Math;-; uh...Spanish,...
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Rick James died today. Take a brief moment to let that sink in. Sad, but now the overused joke "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" is officially dead. Good Lawwd it's about time.
View Articlewe get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
My grandma invited me to go on vacation with her, Aunt Bernadette, and my cousins Howard and Aimee, like every year. Except this year I was planning not to go because I was going to have a job,...
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I can't believe it's mid-August already. Where did the time go? Half the time I wasn't having fun but just on the computer doing nothing or getting frustrated playing video games so the expression...
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so what do you do?
So Friday mom and I drove down to King of Prussia, PA. To go to the largest mall on the east coast...King of Prussia. They had this casting call for the digital cable television show called Girls Vs....
View Articlebut everything looks perfect from far away.
Yesterday was Michael's 27th birthday. And what did he want to do for his 27th bithday you ask? Go to Six Flags of course! So mom took the day off and we went. We got there at around one and the place...
View Articleit's the sun that makes it fun.
My mom told me that she was having a conversation with a patient of hers, an 84 year old lady, talking about their kids and all that jazz. She brings up me and explains to her how I want to go to...
View Articlei'm not a crook, i'm ambitious...there's a difference!
If we had a president like Jack Nicholson then the world would be a much better, safer place.Why can't we all just...get along?
View Articlei can't believe i went out with a cleptomaniac.
Why I can't wait until January1. I will get my driver's liscense on 21st which means I won't have to ride the heinous bus to school anymore. Which mean I will be able to wake up at 7:45 (an HOUR and...
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I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
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you know it coach!
So I have to go to school tomorrow to change my schedule, my grandpa is gonna drive me there and pick me up though, so it's all good.Which Napoleon Dynamite Character are You? by...
View Articlethe new partridge family = lamesauce.
A definition of the original Keith Partridge:1. Major babe; hot.2. Can play guitar.3. Again, what a babe.Now these new Keiths. I personally was pulling for Sutter, then my second choice was Teddy. Both...
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What the hell man?! Am I the only one in all of High Tech that has seen THE ORIGINAL Star Wars!? Retahhhds man.
View Articlesent from heaven above to rock the cradle of love.
A brief summary of all my classes:Theatre Arts - I figured it was going to be better but we're going to do yoga and all that shit in class. I don't care if you meditate or whatever, that's kew, but...
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So my dad picked me up again from school today and I got home at like 3:23, which is like fourty-five minutes earlier than I usually get home. Plus I didn't have to put up with the packed bus filled...
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